10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically pedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7. Ask how Tanya is.

6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.

4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.

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Comment by Mirage Kurosawa まりか on April 15, 2012 at 7:30am

ROFL THAT IS FUNNY. i did read all the books and kinda liked the story but im not an obsessed fan x3.
and uuumm..... i like the tags for this post? XD

Comment by Keshyr Nheira on April 8, 2012 at 9:51am

Hahahaha oh my god this is perfect~!

Comment by Sherringford Hope ☂ on April 1, 2012 at 1:27am




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