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The water is wide, I cannot get oer

Neither have I wings to fly

Give me a boat that can carry two

And both shall row, my love and I

A ship there is and she sails the sea

She's loaded deep, as deep can be

But not so deep as the love I'm in

I know not if I sink or swim

I leaned my back against an oak

Thinking it was a trusty tree

But first it bent and then it broke

So did my love prove false to me

I reached my finger into some soft…

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Added by Sherringford Hope ☂ on December 9, 2013 at 1:14pm — No Comments

It's difficult to understand...

...on how a passionate love can turn into an anger so easily and quickly.

...on how a picture never changes, but the person in it does.

...on how your close friends be your worst enemies, and your worst enemies be your close friends.

...on how you've done everything for their sake, and you're still at fault.

...on how you can wear a smile all day, and cry yourself to sleep at night

...on how forever can be turned into a few moments, few weeks or few…

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Added by Sherringford Hope ☂ on April 18, 2012 at 7:00pm — 3 Comments

10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen

10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.

9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.

8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.

7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.

6. When you go into the sun with…

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Added by Sherringford Hope ☂ on April 17, 2012 at 11:30am — 3 Comments

10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan

10. Ask about Mike.

9. Ask about Eric.

8. Ask about Jacob.

7. Ask about Edward.

6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.

5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.

4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.

3. Say that since Edward is technically…

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Added by Sherringford Hope ☂ on April 7, 2012 at 4:00am — No Comments

10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen

10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically pedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7. Ask how Tanya is.

6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.

4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go…

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Added by Sherringford Hope ☂ on March 31, 2012 at 1:30am — 3 Comments

An Engineer's Love

So many times I tried, my dear,

To simplify the way I feel;

I wonder if what word would mean,

The whole of it I want to tell.

I tried physics and calculus,

To evaluate this crazy thought;

I tried Trigo and Chemistry,

But my unknown increased to three.

I planned it all on my drawing board,

To find and look for its magnitude;

But as I plot the boundary,

As if it extended to infinity.

I…

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Added by Sherringford Hope ☂ on February 11, 2012 at 1:00am — 2 Comments

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